Jonny and Craig are a couple of knuckleheads that grew up together who found a way to hang out later in life by recording drink reviews and acting like lunatics for your entertainment. 

The Sexual Vanilla is a nickname Jonny earned in Jr High school based on “Sexual Chocolate” from the movie “Coming to America”. When the guys couldn’t think of a name to call their new venture…it became apparent that they needed to bring back The Sexual Vanilla. 

We hope you have fun. Laugh. And interact with us. At the end of the day…this is all for a good time and we want you to share that with us!